Keep your pig clean

Follow the epic journey of, ME, a college sophomore who has no idea where she's going, but she's definitely going to get a job in Switzerland next year.

I'm an anti-heteronormative mage. Come and follow my queer journeys.

Hi, my name is Alex. You can find me out dancing or in your heart.

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fashion-runways:

PAVONI Resort 2013

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foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

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sailorsoldiersofjustice:

shezzablue:

missmindicarriesbaby5:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

Important to pass along :)

~Pluto

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krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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rescueeffect:

My mom got called on to read aloud in class and came across the word ‘island’ and pronounced the s (is-land) and the whole class laughed at her and the teacher told her she was stupid.  She grew up hating reading and has literally not read any books, newspapers, magazines, etc. since my sister and I were younger and then she only read us children’s books because she ‘had to.’  So like, don’t do this.

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thehidingcat:

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

I’m amazed at those exact numbers because 33% is the point where men will start thinking there’s a majority of women in a group.

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khaleesikun:

WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:

  • HAIRLESS
  • NATURAL
  • STUNNING EYES
  • SHORT
  • A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
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waiting4codot:

moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

Hahahaha! That did NOT end like I thought it would!

hahahahahahahah oh my god I remember this but can’t place where I saw it!

All suffering originates from craving, from attachment, from desire.
Edgar Allan Poe (via petrichour)

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cedrikaprovencher:

landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient

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brooseween:

Please, ladies, contain your orgasms. ‘Cause I sure as hell can’t.

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