Keep your pig clean

Follow the epic journey of, ME, a college sophomore who has no idea where she's going, but she's definitely going to get a job in Switzerland next year.

I'm an anti-heteronormative mage. Come and follow my queer journeys.

Hi, my name is Alex. You can find me out dancing or in your heart.

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aerloxlehkka:

verhungernde:

fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about

another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious

(via zimmyzim)

hoomie:

LOOK AT MY PHONE

(via zimmyzim)

caffeinatedkisses:

Is it bad that this post makes me aroused?

(via zimmyzim)

evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

(via consulting-schnazzleberry)

alesusknowles:

fashion! put it all on me ➝  rami kadi f/w 2013-14 [2/4]

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goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

(via nightvalestationintern)

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

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leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

(via keybladekhaleesi)

I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it.
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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

smith family shittin on your whole life 

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

smith family shittin on your whole life 

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